What a terrifying and horrific day I had today, well yesterday I guess... considering I've yet to make it to bed. I started in the morning early when I decided to do something brave, perhaps stupid even. I decided to try this product that was given to me by an online campaign program where you try what they give you, write personal reviews on it and then report back to them about your experience. Well for the past 3-4 days my allergies were starting to act up pretty badly. I felt as though the pressure inside my head would explode and my brains would splatter out in sporadic patterns (like the so called big bang theory proclaims happened). Okay so not only is that a terrifically disgusting thought but I'm sure it's way out of proportion to what was actually occurring but I won't lie, it's what I was feeling. The mush floating around in the cavity between my ears has taken a sabbatical temporarily so excuse the rash humor and gross interpretation of the event's I'm describing.
I have had sinus infections in the past but this is absolutely the worst case, ever, in my experience, EVER! My eye's hurt, my body aches, my throat is scratchy, everything taste's horrible, I cannot smell (but judging by the rumble in the living room earlier tonight, that may actually be the only upside to this entire event). Go ahead, admit it... YOU LAUGHED OUT LOUD! Oh by the way, did I mention that while I was resting in the office/aka sitting on the porcelain thrown, my youngest came running in and said mommy hurry up, I'm going to poop my pants. Why do children do that? Really? As soon as I decide/well my body decides reject the garbage that I'm feeding it, my offspring come running in and before I can even sigh of relief, they come running in and interrupt that euphoric moment. Come on mom's. I know I'm not alone here.
So this is the day in the life of me. Yes a little melodramatic, chaotic and embarrassing but this is my life. Take it or leave it, I only get one so I may as well sit back, shut up and enjoy the ride. Oh and another achievement of the week, get ready... are you still here? Do you want me to wait while you read through this entire rant again? Okay... here goes. What I was always shown to be thank you in sign language, is actually (let's see how I can put this politely) uh okay, the hand gesture I was giving my friends very young child was "GET OUT OF HERE" and that is as nicely as I can put it. And as I'm saying his name and giving him this obscene gesture, he's running towards me smiling, giggling and giving me a big hug. Now that's love mama! Can't take that away, can ya Dahli Lama HUH! So I'm done. Feel free to block me after this, I understand. Oh and before I forget the dedication of the week goes out to J from L and no... L does not mean what you're thinking. I am not a L O S E R! :) peace
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